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septum funk

The rank smell that comes from a septum piercing that most people with a septum ring have experienced at one time or another. The smell differs amongst the individual. However, a common description for the scent is "roadkill and ass". It comes from the mixture of dead skin cells, nose-goo, and the fact that it's the inside of your nose with a new hole in it.

It can usually be solved with simple cleaning tactics.
I thought the gargabe needed to be taken out, but it was just a severe case of septum funk.
by hell's bells June 27, 2007
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Penis Funk

The smell that comes with a stinky cock. Similar to fromunder Cheese
I need to take a bath to get rid of this penis funk.
by GJakLang84 January 30, 2009
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Cole funk

A guy with a huge penis that loves fucking huge black bitches with his beanie on.
by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019
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grandmaster funk

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music
joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me
by fat the funky indivual December 20, 2008
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funk on sight

Means when you next see a person you will fight them
Girl: Next time I see that bitch its goin be funk on sight
by Shartisha May 29, 2017
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prenatal funk

That apartment has some real prenatal funk.
by a bunch of degenerates. October 21, 2019
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tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.
by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 16, 2020
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