to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.
"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009
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Redwatch, it's mother site operates in exactly the same way, but it's aiding of violence and intimidation is directed towards the political left.
Red/Noncewatch operates outside of UK law, mainly against those who act within it. If it's not anyone's buisness, watch out; they'll make it their own.
Redwatch, it's mother site operates in exactly the same way, but it's aiding of violence and intimidation is directed towards the political left.
Red/Noncewatch operates outside of UK law, mainly against those who act within it. If it's not anyone's buisness, watch out; they'll make it their own.
Think twice about having sex with consenting 15 year old boys, or speaking out for those who do. After the hell of prison, your photo may very well be published by Noncewatch and viewed by thousands of slapheaded savages.
Noncewatch is a website that promotes and incites terrorism.
Noncewatch is a website that promotes and incites terrorism.
by Dogu September 18, 2006
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A merciless child molester who grooms kids before bringing them into their van for some juicy jaw breakers
Poor Sofia. Went into big fat strokin nonce Peter Brown’s van and now she’s gonna get her gag reflex checked
by Wagwan 619 November 23, 2018
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P1: You see that bloke over there?
P2: what about him?
P1:He plays for FC Nonce he does
P2: thanks for telling me, i'll keep my kids away from him
P2: what about him?
P1:He plays for FC Nonce he does
P2: thanks for telling me, i'll keep my kids away from him
by TheCommunistFly March 5, 2020
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Get the nonce mug.British slang for a pedophile. Nonces usually sit at their laptols on discord all day or go out and stare at thirteen year old girls. Nonces usually all look the same, bald and fat middle aged men with a terrible haircut and sometimes grey hair to top it off. Nonces always get beat up in prison so if you're a nonce be prepared, you ain't getting out of there mate
Guy 1: Look at that nonce down the street
Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie
Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4
Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie
Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4
by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023
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