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Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.
Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.
by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020
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Whammy Bar

Slang: Getting a reach around while having your vocal cords played by a cock.

Original Definition: a lever attached by the bridge or tailpiece of an electric guitar that can be depressed to increase the tension of the strings and produce such effects as vibrato, portamento, and dive bomb.
Their voice was really hoarse after getting that Whammy Bar!

Your voice is really raspy, are you sick or did you get Whammy Bar’d?
by S. R. August 1, 2024
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Slammy Whammy

When he has sex with a girl and you can here it in the next room.
Hey, have you seen Elliot? He slammy whammy’d me last night and I’m pregnant.
by Miles Colby July 7, 2019
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Whammy Bar Status

Adj.

Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"

Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009
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Double Whammy

When your side piece and your main chick bump into each other. When you accidentally double book your hoes and they cross paths. Can end up in a threesome if planned accordingly.
I accidentally pulled a double whammy, now both my hoes are upset with me.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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TB Whammy

When you get basically nothing in your Taco Bell food because they don’t pay attention to portions
Man they really pulled a TB Whammy on my ass back there! 5 dollars for some bread and a pinch of lettuce?
by OnBldOnCrp May 19, 2019
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Whammy

A Whammy is when you destroy or fuck something up so bad that’s it is to the point of no return
last night we whammyed the fuck outta that yard!

Are you guys gonna whammy this kids lawn with us tonight?
by XTfitness August 28, 2020
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