kablammy 

the noise that is NOT made by a persons head violently burst open by a projectile, but is much more fun to say than "pkchllwishiiiw".

And then the car jumped the flaming pit of recently divorced sharks, and flew right into General Stalin's head, and it as all like KABLAMMY!

kablammy by Mr Hermitcrab June 14, 2009

Kablammy 

Kablammy (rhymes with Grammy’s) - to be absolutely and inconsolably drunk. Wasted, faded. Liquor sicker.

Sally pissed herself because she was absolutely kablammy at the mixer tonight.

Kablammy by The Jasmine February 4, 2025

Whammy Kablammy 

The Whammy Kablammy is a moment in any pvp video game where the enemy puts a lot of effort and resources into killing and or beating 1 person(seemingly always you) in particular

Like when you are playing siege and you walk up to a deployable shield and step on a gu mine and then you vault over the shield and into an ela mine and kapkan trap combo and land on a frost mat and it tuns out that shield was a goyo shield

" Goddamnit it i just got hit with the fucking whammy kablammy ,what kind of nerds kapkan frost and goyo a goddamn fucking door."

Whammy Kablammy by Ahdhrurneje August 25, 2021

Kablammo

an onomatopaiec word, suggesting an explosion, although can be used as a greeting or as a random word.

when describing an explosion "and it all went KABLAMMO!"

"friend: hey.
you: kablammo"

Kablammo by xhellyx May 17, 2004

Kablameyshmack 

Ka • blam • ey • shmack
/kablam'e'shmak/
Verb
Usually refers to an extremely sharp and forceful smack, but can be used to describe any form of damage or extreme force inflicted by one object to another.

"Boy fuck outta here 'fore I kablameyshmack yo staple remover lookin headass."

"The dodgers are going to kablameyshmack the reds tonight bro."

Kablameyshmack by Shoul June 11, 2017

Kablammo!

The biggest Dubstep party in the Midwestern USA

Kablammo! always has the biggest bass!

Kablammo! by Bassface March 10, 2009

Kablammo

an expletive used in an excited or startled mood to convey the seriousness or extreme nature of a situation. sometimes used to spice up a boring situation.

My god, i just found a thousand dollars on a park bench! Kablammo!!!
or.......
Brownfield: the beatles are a great band.....because of this, that and the other reason.....
Me: Kablammo!!!

Kablammo by kablammodoctor August 14, 2003