Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

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Statice

Gay

Cristian is statice

by Pushin pussy February 20, 2022

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static

Queer

“Bro was moving static”

by Wavy soul June 5, 2024

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static party

It's the party where all participants collectively agree to stay home and do nothing

Varun threw the sickest static party yesterday. He was a 120 degrees

by Vroonie April 28, 2023

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Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.

Jihad Static got cucked.

by 83Wayz December 28, 2024

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When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.

Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.

by betsandbits February 19, 2012

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