virgin maiden

a virgin that's also a maiden.

that's such a pretty virgin maiden

by urbandictguy101 June 17, 2017

maiden's head

A women's virginity often meaning the hymen.

I broke her maiden's head and took her virginity. She let me break her hymen. It was great.

by UrbanDatingIsAMyth August 4, 2020

Decent Maiden

When someone does not live up to the qualities of a fair maiden, they must be considered a “decent maiden”. It is a downgrade of a fair maiden.

Dang that lady just dumped a whole bag of trash out on the interstate, she’s a decent maiden.

by Dequavis M June 28, 2020

virgin maiden

a virgin that's also a maiden at the same time!

that's such a pretty virgin maiden, don't you think!?

by urbandictguy101 June 17, 2017

Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021

Iron Maiden

The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.

Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*

by Anonymous debunker of religious myths May 18, 2008

Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008