ass

An insult that has to be one of the most overused on the ENTIRE planet! It has no power behind it at all. It all got flushed down the toilet years ago.

That guy in the produce department is an ass, he stared at minte for 2 hours while I was shopping!

by hahauwish August 15, 2009

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014

ass-

An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change

Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!

by Danny_bro_chill December 26, 2007

ass

a thing you saywhen dealt a bad hand in poker.

you are dealt a 5H 9D 2C JackS and AceH.

This is a hand that can be refered to as ass.

by DivineFist November 26, 2003

ass

a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search

he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope

by shadowed-blood October 1, 2008

ass

After
School
Special

I think everyone should watch ASS on Fuse

by pancit_fooL January 3, 2005

ass to ass

sex done with another couple at your back sexing themselves up also there for you are ass to ass

ya we are ass to ass ya our asses are touching and its not even gay

by Dr.Mathias June 3, 2009