numpty nuts

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot
by geordie anderson October 27, 2006
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numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor
you complete and utter numpty.
by suk dik November 19, 2007
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numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.
Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!
by Insert name here...... October 09, 2013
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Numpty

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense
by Matt June 14, 2004
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numpty

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit
him, yes thats right, the numpty!
by barella July 11, 2003
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NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.
"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.
by jill harrison November 02, 2006
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numpty

dont need one..he's a numpty
by hoolie July 26, 2003
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