nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

your dad

The guy who left to get the milk.

Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.

by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

U habe o milk

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021