A Mya is a person who enjoyes getting
double digits of fingers shoved up her ass at the same time. All this while eating a pretzel. She enjoys jerry’s asian ass, and also kids that hide their face in their yankees hat. She will piss
the shit out of you, but if you find one, hold on to- nvm just pitch her
straight in the trash. Don’t ask her if she’s pregnant, bc even if she wore a condom, she’ll still say yes.