mum come quick

A masturbation game where the player shouts "mum come quick!!" And has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.

Sam: Rahh, I almost got caught wanking yesterday!

Ryan: omg how?!
Sam: I was playing 'mum come quick' !
* proceeds on to more lad bants*

by Juanyboy218 February 26, 2017

Mum, am I adopted?

MuM, Am I aDOptEd?

This sentence is from Tommyinnit 3000 subscriber qna

Mum, am i adopted? Yeah. Oh.

by Gitewwlahye January 28, 2021

mum's the word

means to keep this a secret; don't tell anybody

I don't want anybody to know about this affair until next week, so mum's the word!

by Venera December 22, 2005

Mum Bum

When a young girl has an ass like a 60 year old mother of 6.

I would've hit that, but her mum bum was mingin'

by Badmon22 September 16, 2011

mum and dad sandwich

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling

I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

mum fluff

a bit like bum fluff. as a women gets to a certain age she begins to grow a moustache - similar to an adolescent boy. this gives them the 'let themselves go' look.

1) oh my god, your mum has let herself go, is that mum fluff i see on her face?
2 you should shave that off mate. you look my nan, she has mum fluff too.

by paddy 12345 October 14, 2009

Mum n Dad

MDMA Crystal. The substance that gets you High in E`s in it`s purest form. Often in bluey green crystals

This Mum N Dad is Mega.

You got your Mum N Dad comin out?

by MC Timmy G June 22, 2006