Montgomery Biscuit

The cumshot that gets your sister pregnant.

Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”

by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025

Brooke Montgomery

A really cute and sweet girl

The first girl I ever dated was such a Brooke Montgomery

by Derek Larson March 5, 2025

Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

april montgomery

married to Aria Montgomery. April is a badass bitch and can only tolerate aria. if anyone tries to swing her way she will reject because aria is the love of her life <3

April montgomery loves Aria montgomery. #Apria4life

by aria montgomery asf August 22, 2020

Montgomery Muzzleloader

The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.

Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.

by Mr.X- April 27, 2024

Montgomery

Montgomery is normally a sweet polite man, usually from Britain. They are attracted to girls with brown/green eyes and dark short brown hair.

That guy is so polite, must be a Montgomery.

by AppleFlow September 21, 2016

montgomery

A girl who like to peg their boyfriend with a strap-on.

"wow tj is dating a montgomery"

by koolades July 22, 2016