Skip to main content

Manos

23:11 <Manos> The last time I had pussy, it was awesome.
23:12 <willyg> yea
23:12 <Manos> This was YESTERDAY.
23:12 <willyg> it always is
23:12 <electronarcosis> cool
23:12 <Manos> And it was with 3 different women.
by mancharmer June 30, 2009
mugGet the Manos mug.

monosex

1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.
"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"
by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004
mugGet the monosex mug.

monessen

1. A town in Pennsylvania where you can't go 3 seconds without having your shit stolen, drug dealers and sluts roam the streets 24/7, and is just the worst place to live/visit.

2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen
Guy 1: Hey I got a new job in Monessen
Guy 2: Don't go! You have so much to live for!
by skrubdestroyer420 November 8, 2015
mugGet the monessen mug.

manos

odd, weird, out of the norm, creepy, mysterious, outlandish, ridiculous, and unusual; something seen as being in "the hands of fate." As made popular by MST3K.
"The other day, on a whim, my friends and I decided to kill a goat. We used a rock and it took eight tries. It sounded fun at first, but turned out to be manos."
by Thel200ster March 20, 2007
mugGet the manos mug.

Monosyllabic

Monosyllabic (adj): Lame. Used to describe anything not awesome.
Jerry: Man, this pie isn't all that great.
Bob: Yeah, it's totally monosyllabic.

Phil: This movie is nothing like the commercial!
Micky: It's really monosyllabic.
by Albertus Farbrengin November 29, 2010
mugGet the Monosyllabic mug.

Monosectoarialism

The cientific definition of a boner. Mono= One Secto=Area Arial= Sky high

One area (of the body) sky high *_-
Bill: "Do you want to touch my monosectoariali?"

Dawn: "Yes, I didn't know you had Monosectoarialism. May I touch it?"
by Mikel, Tyler December 20, 2008
mugGet the Monosectoarialism mug.

Manosed

Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.
Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.

I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.
by jmoney1776 March 2, 2009
mugGet the Manosed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email