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monk

Yo, jarell i heard you ate kiara's monk!
by Kiki January 1, 2005
mugGet the monkmug.

monk

something you can call someone in a heat of passion.. saves you from getting in trouble because no one knows what you mean and they look at you in confusion ;-)
Johnny steps on ur shoe in class.. instead of "damn you mothereffer" you say " damn you MONK!"
by Kimberly An May 20, 2005
mugGet the monkmug.

monke

Monkey. A human but fat and harry.
Wait, I thought humans were fatter. Oh well.
"Monke" is just a stupid way for saying "Monkey".
This is a useless definition. q(≧▽≦q)
by nouhahahahahhaa October 15, 2020
mugGet the monkemug.

monk

Her monk was stank. nahmean?
by D5 January 29, 2003
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monk

a name used by boys for the vagina
yo man i heard you be eatin da monk!!!
by Vanessa Viera September 20, 2005
mugGet the monkmug.

Monk

Short for "monster-cock".

A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.

An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.
Guy 1: Why the hell is that girl limping?

Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!

Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!

"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"
by ThePenileDoctor January 26, 2014
mugGet the Monkmug.

Monk

A monk is a male donk
holy crap did you see that guys ass.. its not normal he has a monk.
by brookelynn1222 November 24, 2010
mugGet the Monkmug.

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