something you can call someone in a heat of passion.. saves you from getting in trouble because no one knows what you mean and they look at you in confusion ;-)
by Kimberly An May 20, 2005

Monkey. A human but fat and harry.
Wait, I thought humans were fatter. Oh well.
"Monke" is just a stupid way for saying "Monkey".
This is a useless definition. q(≧▽≦q)
Wait, I thought humans were fatter. Oh well.
"Monke" is just a stupid way for saying "Monkey".
This is a useless definition. q(≧▽≦q)
by nouhahahahahhaa October 15, 2020

by Vanessa Viera September 20, 2005

Short for "monster-cock".
A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.
An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.
A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.
An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.
Guy 1: Why the hell is that girl limping?
Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!
Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!
"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"
Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!
Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!
"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"
by ThePenileDoctor January 26, 2014

by brookelynn1222 November 24, 2010
