des moines

on the west side, you have rich high schools kids and parents with good jobs downtown, most of the rich kids like to go "clubbing" in "clubs" on the west side, otherwise they just drive around in thier jettas and mazdas that thier parents bought and they put window tint and walmart subs in. they are generally so bored that they sit around and call everyone they know trying to figure what to do.
south side: straight up gangsta. mostly made of black people, in low-income housing, and sometimes the occasional wigger that moves there to have fun i guess
east side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
north side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place

west des moiner: "hey man, lets go chill downtown and catch some bitches, cuz the bitchez in west des moines are too uptight and bitchy to go out wit us. lets roll in yo jetta dog, blast the subs."
South sider: "shit nigga, that fucker was all up in the heezy and i shot his ass... da fuckin cops showzed up and i fauckin shot doz bitchez too."

by Momper August 11, 2006

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1. Something crazy or amazing.
2. A retarded monkey.

1. DUDE, THATS WAS LIKE A FOOKING MOINK!
2. Ahm a moinkey.

by wysiwyg August 21, 2006

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des moines

gutwrench and sorrow. the home of the world's fattest and ugliest people.

And that, Billy, is why the first word in Des Moines is pronounced Duh.

by Bob Wondernut March 25, 2005

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noun: sexual intercourse between moo and oink.
verb: to have a sexual intercourse (only if you have a moo and an oink)
see also sex(remember, impossible to have a moink without a moo and an oink)

oink moinked moo when moo was mooing.

by Oink August 21, 2006

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