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miss jones

Evil, ugly, fat whore who should get her Twinkie-loving ass fired. I heard her mom died of cancer. And yet she still feels all right making fun of thousands who also died.

I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.
Miss Jones is roughly equivalent to what you shit out every day, only worse.
by Not 97 May 7, 2005
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missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.
woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.
by bellewasok April 11, 2005
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missing stair

Missing stair is an analogy for a person within a social group who many people know is untrustworthy or otherwise has to be "managed", but who they work around by trying to quietly warn others rather than deal with openly.

A term coined by blogger Cliff Pervocracy.
Yeah, everyone knows about that person isn't safe to be around, they're a real missing stair.
by ceolyn September 23, 2019
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Hit or Miss

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
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miss misery

a novel written by Andy Greenwald that depicts an emo guy and his online relationship with 'miss misery' and other people through livejournal.
Miss Misery is actualy Cath Kennedy.
by madde2333 April 30, 2006
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Miss Nash

A female who is often referred to as nashty. A Miss Nash will often scream excessively about pointless things like how there is dust on the wall or your shoes aren't straight and she loves to karate chop upwards for some reason.
Alex: dude F***en Miss Nash wouldn't shut the f*** up today she kept complaining that my shirt wasn't buttoned.
Bigg Nate: She is nashty she tore up Marc and Aaron too
by PH14 WHOOP April 17, 2011
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Miss Ocelot

shes like a youtuber, very cool furry uhm yeah she posts animations and stuff and has a good amount of subscribers. not super famous but popular
Hey do you watch the channel "Miss Ocelot"?
by Not Laser November 28, 2020
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