Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.

"The Minnesota Timberwolves are unlucky"

by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021

Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!

Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.

by Goose309 July 3, 2022

minnesota kiss

It is like a Eskimo Kiss on your Ball Sack. Your cold nose rubbing against a ball sack.

When she gave me a Minnesota Kiss I couldn't stop Laughing, it tickled so much.

by DiabolicalDug September 16, 2012

minnesota nice

1.Typically confused with being extremely caring, helpful and pleasant. Being from the area, I know it REALLY means that a Minnesotan won't slam you to your face - they do it behind your back so as to APPEAR nice.

2. Back stabbing

Describing your girlfriend as a slut to one of your best friends is considered Minnesota nice.

by Bomni February 9, 2005

Worthington, Minnesota

A place where awesome people live and the coolest math class in 8th grade live.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota

Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah

by M~Chan December 6, 2016

Minnesota Twister

When you are receiving a blow job in which you are in a reverse position(facing opposite of your partner)that makes your ass rub across ones nose as they are performing the act.

I gave my girlfriend a brown nose while we
were doing a Minnesota Twister.

by Chuck G January 9, 2009

minnesota nice

Minnesota Nice is what you would call someone from minnesota who goes out of their way to be too nice. Even in a situation where they could be justified in being angry and upset they will still remain pleasant. Usually used in a sentence cynically to describe someone who was the exact opposite.

"... wow, he isn't exactly 'minnesota nice'. He shouldn't be so rude."

by Justncase80 July 7, 2004