Midwest Slimfast

Word for the drug methamphetamine

Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."

by captain_ice October 20, 2020

Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.

I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.

by SSGBB December 15, 2020

miresyanz

SUCH AN AMAZING PERSON!! They are very kind and always find a way to flatter you! As of the time this is written they will have their birthday in 7 days!

miresyanz comments are so cute!! I adore them!

by followingkanaesupporters August 4, 2021

miresyanz

miresyanz is the biggest red flag to ever exist. they kin shinji ikari, light yagami, dazai osamu and gojo satoru. they’re also VERY mean so i don’t reccomend talking with this noob.

miresyanz noob

by d&d lover November 18, 2021

Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.

“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”

by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

midest

A person of the most mid so terrible at being not mid that is classified as the midest of all

Josue is the midest

by Mr.butterworth February 15, 2022

MidRealm

The midrealm is a dimension plane between the human realm and underrealm. Term is used in the Comic I Eat Pasta For breakfast. And in May Valateri's Acanate (freedom chasers).

Inhabitants: monsters demons angels humans Wolfetarians.

Featured countries: Aslandonia (May Valateri)

Also has Human cities Kingdoms ECT. (Not all abide by the same freedom rule applies only to aslandonia)

Unsure if I Eat Pasta For Breakfast and Acanate take place in the same universe.

The midrealm is in-between the human realm and underrealm.

by Nunnjustnun March 1, 2023