Metaphive

A metaphor about a metaphor, a simile about a metaphor, or a metaphor taken to the next level.

"I heard Bob got 6 extra credit points on his paper"
"Why?"
"He used a metaphive"
"What was it?"
"He wrote 'Bob's heart was filled with helium because he just got 6 extra credit points on his paper'"
"So the fact that he actually got 6 extra points on the paper MADE it a metaphive... paradoxical..."

by redhaze October 5, 2008

metas'more

A self-referential foodstuff, made by sandwiching melted chocolate and toasted marshmallows between two toasted s'mores Pop-Tarts. How very meta.

That guy's so postmodern, even his snacks are self-referential. On the other hand, metas'mores do taste like pure, sugary love.

by whatthefoucault March 5, 2011

megashag

The nickname beverly callard used to describe her husband on I’m a celebrity 2020

Beverly callads husband is her megashag

by anonymous December 2, 2020

pansy metalhead

a pansy who just happens to wish s/he is a metalhead

Viktor is a pansy metalhead

by dominika March 23, 2008

metalhead

a seemingly useless label to describe someone who enjoys the heavier side of the music scene. freedom of expression is what it's all about

"metalhead"-you don't like cannibal corpse??? go listen to your faggy billy talent you're so not a metalhead if you don't like cannibal corpse!!
"joeblow"- ughhh get the fuck out of my sight, unlike you i don't label myself, i just am.

by quwijybow July 18, 2010

metahipster

A hipster that is so ironic they do something considered mainstream or opposite of hipster.

a metahipster might do the following: Go to Georgia tech, major in math, watch football, wear button-down shirts

by Opposite of a G July 12, 2012

gangsters and metalheads

gangsters are pieces of shit and metal heads are awesome

metalhead: "holy shit what is that fucking shit you are listening to?"
gangster: "hey mutha fucka, don't be dogging on my shit, ill kill yo fuckin ass!" (pulls a pistol from his jeans and attempts to raise it side-ways at the metalhead)
metalhead: (yells 'DIE!" in a loud, growled scream and pulls a broadsword from his back before the gangster can raise the gun and chops him diagonally in half from the neck to the armpit. blood slatters the metalheads unflinching face.)

gangsters and metalheads

by THE METAL January 12, 2009