Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.
Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard
Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard
by MMAGuido August 10, 2010
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Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
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A mystical creature. A mermaid is a young woman of the merfolk (or "merpeople"); from the waist up, she is most likely a beautiful maiden with flowing hair and generous proportions, while from the waist down, she has the tail of a fish or dolphin. Mermaids, along with appearing physically beautiful, are also gifted with beautiful singing voices. Aside from the young women, the other merpeople are rarely shown.
Mermaids are known for falling in love with human men, and many ships and sailors are said to have been dragged under the waves by the watery nymphomaniacs. Others are known to play tricks on seafarers. Still others are known for saving people who are in trouble at sea.
Then there is "the mermaid problem": despite being an enticing woman from the waist up, it is not known how these creatures procreate, which has led many human males to great frustration and many mermaids to great confusion. Still, if you don't think to hard about it, it works out well... especially if merpeople have the ability to assume full human form rather than half-fish, half-human.
Mermaids are known for falling in love with human men, and many ships and sailors are said to have been dragged under the waves by the watery nymphomaniacs. Others are known to play tricks on seafarers. Still others are known for saving people who are in trouble at sea.
Then there is "the mermaid problem": despite being an enticing woman from the waist up, it is not known how these creatures procreate, which has led many human males to great frustration and many mermaids to great confusion. Still, if you don't think to hard about it, it works out well... especially if merpeople have the ability to assume full human form rather than half-fish, half-human.
"Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below"
-Lyrics from the opening of "The Little Mermaid"
In mysterious fathoms below"
-Lyrics from the opening of "The Little Mermaid"
by Lorelili November 29, 2006
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- Guy2: That is Meri (short for Merian), she is really nice but the other day she mistook me for another person with the same name.
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She is single mens.
Jump on it.
Now.
And her voice will automatically induce orgasms.
True story.
She is single mens.
Jump on it.
Now.
And her voice will automatically induce orgasms.
True story.
by omnomnom.touchme February 6, 2010
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Sharkisha-Ey that bitch is fine.
Ted-Nah man that bitch is a Mermaid. Waist down is on lockdown like she got fishy bits or something.
Ted-Nah man that bitch is a Mermaid. Waist down is on lockdown like she got fishy bits or something.
by Malongdiq February 8, 2014
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