Alcoholics who are always out on the piss. Constantly on the sauce having pints and partying . Sauce mechanics might involve the opposite sex using some love.
by Carlow wans April 12, 2017
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her: did you drink today?
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle
by smimic7 January 14, 2009
Get the anti-chug mechanism mug.Medhanie, not to be confused with Medhoney. Medhanies are little babies who reside in the Nasty Northwest. Don't expect Medhanies to eat any foods that include onions, avocados, pickles, or meat that is not well done etc. Medhanies are very picky eaters. Medhanies DO love to eat french fries, breakfast sandwiches, thai food, and enjoy drinking white chocolate mochas from time to time as well. To keep a Medhanie happy, it is imperative that you allow him to think that he is a genious, and let him win fantasy football games as often as possible. But, if you keep a Medhanie happy he will be a very loyal friend. You want a Medhanie on your side!
Damn look at that sexy guy Medhanie! I think I'll order him a vodka sprite and a well done burger, no onions.
by ilovesnails November 11, 2012
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Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"
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Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
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Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"
Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"
by les misanthrope November 27, 2012
Get the Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm mug.The love juice that comes from a womans vagina during orgasm. White secretions developed by stimulating the clit.
He rubbed his forefinger over her clit until Merhank dripped from her vaginal walls.
Dude, you smell like Merhank.
You know what can cure that cold, don't cha, a good dose of some Merhank.
Dude, you smell like Merhank.
You know what can cure that cold, don't cha, a good dose of some Merhank.
by Poparama February 7, 2007
Get the Merhank mug.A mechaphile is a description of a person who will commit sexual acts and form such relationships involving a car.
"Oh look mummy that mechaphile is fucking his car and now the mechaphile stuck his penis into the car exhaust pipe"
by smashmymitten33 May 28, 2008
Get the mechaphile mug.Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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