by Facot z February 06, 2010
She always hangs with guys, people think she’s a hoe but she’s actually a fun person to hang with she loves to make people smile and she’s funny she also falls deeply in love really quick and gets heartbroken really easily and she’s really depressed but she hides it by having fun and being a total dumbass and doing dumb stuff with her friends and she a nicotine addict.
by Im retarded December 19, 2019
she is a person who is toxic and annoying and her main goal is to steal other people’s crushes or boyfriends before you have a chance.
by akwjzjjxof September 29, 2020
You're so Melanie
by Johntravolllllta December 22, 2017
Melanie, Melanie is a is a beautiful and cute girl. But watch out cause she has a boyfriend that loves her to the moon and back. Even know there in two diffrent countrys they love echother a lot.
by Pussyslayer555 February 01, 2019
Cute sweet girl that can be down to earth and a cool person to hang out with, but also very manipulative and has an impulse to live free and try new things A.K.A. ( Slutty), one should try to avoid serious relationships with A Melanie
by Qwerty13 May 29, 2015
A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish bitch with little to no cleavage. Complains about random crap all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your cock at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.
"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
by FFJJBB March 02, 2010