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Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.
Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student
by slimshady53 October 12, 2021
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Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.
*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”
by danasp_42 May 11, 2020
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Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders

Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!

A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023
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Dick stabbers manual 6

Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans
Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
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manual dicksterity

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.
by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021
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manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.
Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing
by MrLogician July 9, 2016
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