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maddona

born a long time ago, to have no talent and to prove that u need no talent to be famouse
"hey its maddona"
"is she still alive"
by l.a.whity May 10, 2010
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Madonna

Arguably the skankiest piece of no talent trash to ever walk the face of the earth.
I am disgustingly ugly but I am gonna become famous like Madonna for bieng a complete skank and by taking credit for song that someone else wrote and I recorded with the money provided by a rich smut peddeling uncle of mine.
by Wifukm Yung February 13, 2010
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madonna

A peircing in one side of an upper lip. This peircing is almost exclusively seen on younger females, and most often contains a stud, rather than a ring. Named after the famous pop musician, who has a natural beauty spot in the same place.

Unfortunately, this particular peircing is associated with the lower classes, and with people of poor taste.
That girl should never have worn a yellow cubic zirconia in her madonna - now it looks even more like a zit!

People who are brave enough are known to approach a girl with a madonna, and casually tell her that she has "someting on her lip... just there..."
by Mark Blue October 1, 2007
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Madonna

1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008
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Madonna Catholic

N. 1. A person raised Catholic who decides to keep their Catholic status only for cultural/ image reasons.

2. A person who was raised Catholic, but no longer adheres to the church or it's teachings sometimes going as far as to mock it openly while remaining a member.
Terry: I was surprised to find out Martha is Catholic, she supports gay righs and personal freedom.

Daniel: She's not really Catholic, she's a Madonna Catholic.


Devon: What you're doing is a sin, as a good Catholic you can't condone abortion.

Dina: Don't worry about it, I'm a Madonna Catholic.


Back stage manager Trisha: I thought Catholics weren't supposed to eat meat on Fridays?

Madonna: Fuck that wack ass shit! Make me a turkey club, bitch. Madge needs her protein. Pissing off the Pope isn't easy.
by St. Nona January 20, 2009
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Madonna Baby

Usually a small child or infant bought from a third-world country typically by a gay man or gay couple to be used at parties and Sunday morning brunch as their latest fashion accessory.
Did you see Marc & Ceasar's new Madonna Baby? Fabu! I want one just like that, but in a lighter shade of brown.
by nathanjones July 12, 2009
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Madern Art

The worst type of modern art that gets up your nose because its such pretentious crap and totally on-puwse
Went to see Damian Hirst's lastest madern art exhibition its so on-puwse.

When Oscar Wilde said all art was useless he missed out the word madern
by jimfortress October 12, 2009
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