means that tons of whores are on your STD dick...which is the size of two fries, some people use this saying when angry or horny
person one: theres so many bitches on my dick
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
by lilly ann 101 September 01, 2010
When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 16, 2008
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by B Rabbit 8 mile January 29, 2016
Suck my dick although might be taken out of context is used as a way to tell some one to shut up or stop talking and many times is used to invalidate what some one is saying.
by tllp May 06, 2023