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My Dad

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.
"You are acting like my dad "
by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021
mugGet the My Dadmug.

charlie my dad

ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)
i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲
by bigstinkybird October 3, 2021
mugGet the charlie my dadmug.

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father
hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019
mugGet the my dadmug.

my dad

A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.

dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.
"John! My dad!!!" said Callum
"My son!!!" replied John
by a_zesty_boi August 8, 2018
mugGet the my dadmug.

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.
by Noiryx March 3, 2018
mugGet the Steak Sandwiches with my Dadmug.

My Dad

MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!
hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD
by My Dadd August 22, 2021
mugGet the My Dadmug.

my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
by taint washer May 23, 2023
mugGet the my fatass dadmug.

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