FML Monday

On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.

My alarm went off, I rolled over, shut it off, and said "FML Monday."

by copenskoal March 20, 2009

Awkward Monday

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.

god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?

by DemiVikiC November 6, 2007

mondo

extremely, very, big

Skeeter is a MONDO hater.

by klpchaos October 9, 2007

mondo bizarro

what a weird world - corruption of Spanish.

so those two guys we thought were strangers have been roommates for years- mondo bizarro!

by Victoria Ulph June 30, 2006

Monday meltdown

When a persons work becomes too demanding on a Monday and he/she is eventually overloaded and can no longer function.

Can often occur after excessive Friday freewheeling.

"there is no way I can process all this paperwork I'm having a Monday Meltdown"

by Clifford H Boost Jr May 15, 2009

Monday Rule

The rule stipulating that no one in your circle of friends with whom you typically discuss Game of Thrones episodes in can speak of, or even allude to, the latest episode until Monday. This is critical in order for the episode to be posted online for those without HBO.

"Bro, that last episode of Game of Thrones was nuts. So many people died."
"Shut up! Monday Rule!"

by RIFF January 22, 2014

Mondayitis

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .

Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "

by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014