mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.

I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

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misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.

guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!

by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008

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mistresssxavier

mistresssxavier Is a very swag person you simps for Mr.Clean from X-Men

mistresssxavier needs therapy right now

Please, help mistresssxavier

by ...wxnda June 4, 2021

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Mistresspiece

God's greatest piece of work, as in a woman.

She's a concept, not a human being; truly a mistresspiece.

by notbhaskarr July 8, 2022

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Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

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