Magician’s Donut

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.
The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.
by Saltburn January 20, 2024
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Magician

Did you see Kat’s dad he’s such a magician
by Chickennutts666 December 30, 2020
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Pivot Magician

A term used in Skateboarding; someone who is a Pivot Magician is someone who ALWAYS lands his skateboard tricks pivoted.
see that kid Albert over there? He's the Pivot Magician. he can't skate right.
by YOU MAD MO February 20, 2011
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Bone magician

He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.
I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.
by YeastyBoy October 19, 2020
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Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars
by Youxoli October 25, 2020
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Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by Adm04 August 1, 2021
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