I da MAN!" = "Little Man

Sarcastic compariSON of a virile stud's chest-pounding celebration at having successfully "scored" wif a hot chick, but then having to deal wif da "pitter-patter of little feet" if said glorious union produces a "tiny-male result" --- i.e., a "stud junior".

In da alternate "hill-ascending duo" poem, it's stated dat "Silly Jill forgot her pill"; I guess dat she forgot a condom, as well, since da "I da MAN!" = "Little Man" equation certainly applied in their case.

by QuacksO December 7, 2025

Little man syndrome

Someone usually a grown adult , is a massive bellend to everyone and everything 24/7 for no reason maybe because they are short and think everyone is against them all the time

“God that (insert name here) is a right funny fucker”
I reckon it’s little man syndrome”
“Inni”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Little man in the boat

The slang for a woman’s clitoris

Hey baby you want rub on my little
Man in the boat for me?

I love when you stroke the little man on the boat for me.

Stroking the little man in the boat might make me cum hard all over your hand.

by SusieQ Ball February 26, 2025

Little Man

1. A cute and small thing. This word is usually used on cute, small, and gentleman-ly looking things.

2. An endearing term of affection towards a younger male

3. A term for a short male, typically males 5"3 and under

1. Friend: "Awhh, look at that cat in it's little tuxedo!"
You: "Awhhh, it's just a Little Man!"

2. Young boy: "Look at my drawing!"
You: "Wow, that's awesome Little Man!"

3. Short male: "Hey! What the hell?!"
You: "Hey, hey, hey! Calm down Little Man!"

by Kat Berginsmurf June 7, 2023

Little Oil Man

The person in the project group that lubricates the performance of the group.

Without the Little Oil Man we would have not made this semester.

by Vernuftig Tafereel April 9, 2024

Little man syndrome

A terrible incurable disease in which a short man, tries to make up for his lack of height, by being arrogant and ignorant. Fueled by toxic masculinity and stunted growth.

Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.

People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.

My boss is an incompetent pos that suffers from Little Man syndrome

by Bearrr.2210 April 23, 2024

angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021