ligma

to tell someone to give you oral sex

why dont you ligma balls?

by ligma April 19, 2003

Limozeen

Currently on tour with Taranchula (famous for "Very Slowly") and the Kinda Long-Haired Band (whose kidna semi-hit song "Circles" didn't even touch the charts). Their last show was an opener for Strong Bad, live in West Rekjavic.

Liquid and Leather...in equal measure...Champagne glass...mix 'em together.

"Come on guys, I need your help. We need to make them hear us over in East Rekjavic."

LimoZeen is the greatest hair band of all times.

by Matthew Coker August 27, 2004

Ligma nut

A term which when you say to someone refers to the action of bending over, opening your mouth and giving someones balls a nice lick

I tell people i dont like to ligma balls
Saggy toes: Thats an infraction Rog
Rog: Ligma nut

by SMDYN May 28, 2019

Ligma

Ligma BALLS lmao

Person: we are trying to cure ligma.
Idiot: what's ligma?
Person: ligma balls Lmao (dab)

by Lmao dab dab July 22, 2018

LIGMA

A horrible disease that is carried in the blodlines of virgins who play fortnite, such as Ninja

MIKE OXLONG: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT TWITCH STREAMER
BEN DOVER: HE DIED OF LIGMA
MIKE OXLONG: ............Awesome

by [insert user here] January 22, 2022

ligma

ligma nuts haha goteem so funny right guys you are laughing right uh no only me ok uh yeah goteem haha haha am I right ahhahaahha

bob: dude i almost thought i got ligma yesterday
robert: whats ligma
bob: LIGMA NUTS AHHAHAHAH GOTEEEM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OR WHATEVER WE GOT THEM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING WHATEVER HAHAHAHHAHAAH IM SO FUNNY MY MOM CAN ATTEST
robert: ...

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by John Holmes May 13, 2003