by Raul-THE KING August 3, 2010
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Description of a rare male body type. Those described as "leenhouts" generally resemble a human form of Homer Simpson. Lumbering and square shaped with no discernible features. Stems from a dutch expression which is loosely translated as "melting house"
May or may not have extensive 5 o'clock shadow.
May or may not have extensive 5 o'clock shadow.
by Graziele April 16, 2008
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and all you want to do is game.
So she grabs the controller and shoves it up her vagina.
and all you want to do is game.
So she grabs the controller and shoves it up her vagina.
Friend: "Hey man, where'd you go last night?"
You: "Sorry bro, my girlfriend pulled a Dirty Leena on me!"
You: "Sorry bro, my girlfriend pulled a Dirty Leena on me!"
by Fine Fruit April 18, 2020
Get the dirty leena mug.by Thomas W December 29, 2007
Get the Leenstra mug.A superhuman figure having qualities both man-like and mom-like. Able to sense the most miniscule disturbances within a garden space and capable of producing the most irrational logic known to mankind. Her or his goal: Ruining as many lives as inhumanly possible each day through a series of extremely organized agendas.
Did you hear about what Leenold Schwartzencrander did last night?
No, do share.
S/he was found driving a steel blue Toyota Sienna while carrying a shotgun and doing doughnuts in the middle of the high school football field. S/he was shooting every kid in sight.
Oh my God! The cops got her...or him, right?
Hell no. S/he had pre-arranged schedules for each of them so that none could be there to stop her or him. S/he's headed for the state line. Only God knows where s/he'll strike next!
No, do share.
S/he was found driving a steel blue Toyota Sienna while carrying a shotgun and doing doughnuts in the middle of the high school football field. S/he was shooting every kid in sight.
Oh my God! The cops got her...or him, right?
Hell no. S/he had pre-arranged schedules for each of them so that none could be there to stop her or him. S/he's headed for the state line. Only God knows where s/he'll strike next!
by Randy VonSchnandiDan August 31, 2008
Get the Leenold Schwartzencrander mug.A hip and popular slang term for a male reproductive organ. Ex: Penis, Dick, Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.
"That bitch was tomalywhopin my leent with her tons"
by sonkman August 11, 2008
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