Lars Kristian

Lars Kristian is a terrific guy with a way to much love for sheeps.
Lars Kristian is often to be seen with one og his hundred grandmothers and grandfathers. He works with weed

So you are om love with sheeps, then you totally took an Lars Kristian

by Struddelsøten4427 October 10, 2018

The sons of Lars

Early scriptures dating back to the 12th century describe them as a an ancient tribe, descended from an ultimate immortal being, named THE LARS
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars

Did you hear about "The sons of Lars", they were so cool back in the day
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.

by FotoFrank January 10, 2022

Mr Lars

A man who is hairier than King Kong himself.

Tom: Have you seen Mr Lars? He looks like a primate.
Sally: I know! He is so ugly.

by Wakus Bonkus November 18, 2021

lars ståløy

a simp

dont be like lars ståløy, be a man

by DraftyWalk May 5, 2020

Lars Ulrich

Drummer for the best thrash metal band of all time.

Dude, I get to go see Lars Ulrich September fifth.

by J.J. Shivers March 5, 2009

Lars Ulrich

Ultimately kickass drummer of Metallica, and my friend Katie luvs him! Just like I luv Kirk! See Kirk Hammett

Katie is known by her friend Amanda as "Mrs. Ulrich", cus she luvs Lars.

by 'Manda'tallica November 24, 2003

Lars Bendik

Lars Bendik is a Norwegian male name where "Lars" means "Lard Arse" and "Bendik" (pron Bend Dick) means Bent Dick. This is also where the phrase "Åssen henger'n?" comes from, meaning "How does it hang", refering to the male genitalia.

Lars Bendik asked the prostitute for money

by Sondreeid September 5, 2014