Lacee

A badass bitch, and awesome friend! she has many people that would support her no matter what. If she thinks your cool she will be the best friend ever, but if she doesn't like you she will make it very clear. she is the funniest person on the planet. If you ever meet a Lacee don't ever take her for granted, because she is the best thing that ever happened to you. Love ya bitch

Girl: I hate myself
Lacee: Don't ever say that again! you are amazing!

by Bigm0uth June 3, 2020

Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.

Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 7, 2008

laced weed

weed that is wrapped in a different drug the gets you high as shiiit. and you trip the fuck out!

"dude i am trippin bawlz!"
"you must have laced weed."

by Weedeeweed May 9, 2009

Lance Armstrong

Cancerous growth on super steroids prone to lying and bullying truth tellers.

That rapist pulled a Lance Armstrong on the stand when he mentioned the victim's skirt.

by Herman Rorquefish May 28, 2015

lancevideos

“lancevideos” is a term used by gay men to find other gay men. “lancevideos” usually means twink, and bottom.

-“hey are you a lancevideos?”
-“yes i am.”

by lance likes men😈🔥‼️ July 8, 2020

Chocolate Lancer

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.

Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("

by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011

pulling a lance

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.

Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!

by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014