louisiana penguin

When a black man of Cajun descent has sex with a petite white girl while standing up. The black and white mixture resembles a penguin.

Beadreaux gave Sara a Louisiana penguin yesterday, it was pretty sweet.

by Penguin Louisiana May 30, 2017

Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

louisiana pineapple

the act of anal fisting followed by the person on the receiving end licking off his own excrement off the arm of the fister.

Man#1: dude Anal fisting is dirty, there's no way anything's worse or gayer than that.

Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!

Man#1: I stand Corrected

by draft9chem/Pookey Sagan January 6, 2014

Louisiana Lineup

Technique for suspect identification used by some (one) Law Enforcement agencies, involving a lineup compromised of photographs of suspect rectums.

The state of Louisiana is credited for the first instance of the technique, and maintains a growing database.

The police department identified the suspect using a Louisiana lineup.

by Fing Steve June 21, 2019

Louisiana Pelican

A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!

My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!

C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!

by dixxienormuss January 24, 2011

Louisiana Slushie

An alcoholic beverage native to the Southeastern region of the United States. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Serve with a piece of watermelon flavored bubble gum. See also: The Whitesnake.

"I ain't going over to Darla's trailer right now. She's been drankin' Louisiana Slushies all afternoon and just started beatin' on Ricky. His cousin called the law and I got warrants."

by Beer Shart February 18, 2011

Louisiana Snowcap

The act of one or several men ejaculating on a pregnant woman's stomach.

"Dude, me and the fellas gave Natalie a Louisiana Snowcap last night!"

by Erik the Red 9 August 21, 2017