by I. M. Rite May 18, 2006
by 379 April 05, 2005
life= 3240. in algebra 2 or more letters or numbers next to eachother means they are multiplied. L (12th letter in alphabet) times I (9th) times F (6th) times E (5th)
by firechild245 May 07, 2006
Life is a stage where each one of us has the chance to act and prove who we really are. I've heard that life is beautiful, life is suffering, life is f*cking stupid, life is a gift. the list just goes on..
And I've thought about it awfully alot. What comes down in the end my friend is how you are living your life. There are people in one hand starving till death & some rich people blowing cash like "there's no second day," there are people who link their lives in drugs & there are hardworking people workin' their arse off. There are people who are true religious devotees and there are extremists violating every religious notion there is. So the thing is, what does LIFE mean to YOU?
And I've thought about it awfully alot. What comes down in the end my friend is how you are living your life. There are people in one hand starving till death & some rich people blowing cash like "there's no second day," there are people who link their lives in drugs & there are hardworking people workin' their arse off. There are people who are true religious devotees and there are extremists violating every religious notion there is. So the thing is, what does LIFE mean to YOU?
by Anraul December 11, 2006
by John September 04, 2003
A state of being created by a benevolent deity in order that man may experience the twin pleasures of beer and sex. Although it has been postulated that team sports and a good testicle-scratch constitute two of the pillars of life, the true meaning is in fact just beer and sex. Be advised, however, that it is not simply a matter of drinking as much beer and having as much sex as you can; these actions alone lead to spiritual imbalance and sundry unwholesome disorders of the body. The quality of the beer and the awesome-ness of the sex matter every bit as much as the acts themselves. Well it behooves you then to master the zen of a life of beer and sex. Be aware that many people never fully comprehend the simple purity of the way, as they stagger from one meaningless relationship to another, often sinking into a debased state in which wine, exotic cheeses, opera, and other devices of Satan are appreciated. What then, you ask, is the true path to righteousnous? What should man aspire to in life? The tao of beer and sex is explicit about this. Drink ye of good quality beer, that it's amber goodness may invigorate and pleasure you, and strive towards a relationship with a pair of bi-sexual women. Bi-sexual twins are the real jackpot, of course, and any man attaining this nirvana of relationships will be pointed out in the street and viewed with an almost religious awe by other men. In summary then, remember that the key to solving all of life's varied problems lies in the bottom of a glass, or looks smashing in a skimpy black evening dress.
Person 1: I feel lost and hopeless, adrift in a sea of depression.
Priest: Oh for goodness' sake, be a man. Find yourself a babelicious chick, get smashed, and do her and her sister.
Person 1: Wow! It's all so clear now...
Female: My Mum said that life is a bowl of roses.
Male : Your mother is an idiot. Now get naked and fetch me a beer...
Priest: Oh for goodness' sake, be a man. Find yourself a babelicious chick, get smashed, and do her and her sister.
Person 1: Wow! It's all so clear now...
Female: My Mum said that life is a bowl of roses.
Male : Your mother is an idiot. Now get naked and fetch me a beer...
by Big Bad Mark October 03, 2005