goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

pussy licker

One who performs the act of cunnilingus.

by Finchy Poo May 31, 2003

Fish Licker

An insult that can be used against a heterosexual man. Also try carpet muncher, cat fucker, breeder, and the main attraction homophobe.

Man 1: "Man I would fuck the shit outta that girl with them big ol' titties and tight little ass of hers..."

Man 2: "You're such a total fish licker."

by BillyBo__b December 20, 2012

dick licker

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 15, 2005

arse licker

Someone who ingratiates themeselves. See brown nose

John Howard is an arselicker

by -db- August 12, 2003

fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007