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League of Legends

A shitty online game made for 12 years olds that were neglected by their parents. Watch as little boys get their tiny assholes pounded by korean people that make a fortune off of play games. Gaze upon the spoiled faggots that think they are the best in the world but instead just feed out of their mouths.
"That faggot plays League"
League of legends? More like fat fucks sit down and waste an hour of their life.
by ssuckmyass10169 November 18, 2016
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Leads the league

Does the most out of a group of friends....ie, whining, getting girls, making excuses, stupid jokes, etc...
Chris: Did you see that fat chick Steve brought home last night?

Ben: I know, he "leads the league" in hogging.
by Duble B August 10, 2010
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League of Legends

Possibly the worst game of the millennium. Toxic people on both teams, autistic people on your team specifically, bull crap hitboxes, easy champions, and tons of other bugs. Riot says they are an indie company, but there are over 1,000 workers. That's a gay ass lie. Don't play this game, there are tons of others that don't lick the shit out of the sewer.
person 1: Hey you play league of legends?
person 2: No, it's one of the worst games ever
by HAN Lord March 4, 2017
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Major League Kickball

MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.
Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you.
by alicat1616 October 27, 2010
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league of gentlemen

Amazingly written but rather twisted british comedy.
Set in the town Royston Vasey with a subtly placed slogan on the sign which reads "Welcome to Royston Vasey, You'll Never Leave"
known for its strange resident local shop keepers Tubs and Edward...that have given birth to 'David' something that lives in the attic of their local shop. The local shop is only for local people and has become one of the most popular quotes from the show.
Also home to a transvestite taxi driver and owner of the 'Babs Cabs'
my favourite character is the travelling circus freak and door-to-door peg salesman Papa Lazarou.
He and his 'freaks' travel round asking if 'Mama Lazarou' can use the toilet, then barges into the homes of unsuspecting housewives home alone, calling them Dave along with most other people. He wont take no for an answer when repeatedly told that no Dave llives there.
He speaks in jibberish to his 'wife' and upon asking for the frightened housewife's wedding ring quotes the infamous line "You're my wife now"
The league of gentlemen or LOG as its affectionally called between my friends and i is one of the best and weirdest comedies to come out of Britain in recent years.
"Are you...local?"
"I've only been taking these hormones a week and me nipples are like bullets!"
"Hello Dave?....You're my wife now"
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League of Legends

Absolutely dogshit game, don’t ever play this shit u will just get ur ears pounded by a bunch of 10 year old squeakers and koreans flaming u on how autistic u are. The game is filled with Faker wannabes and people who have never seen a female or touched grass. Like I just dont get why tf someone wakes up and thinks to themselves, “I WANNA PLAY LEAGUE” all those ppl do is spend 14 hours of their life looking at a screen inside their rooms doing nothing but playing league. Please don’t play this game, I really do feel bad for however gets hooked into this game, unless if u decide for sure that u are gonna sell ur entire life + soul + spirit to a fucking video game that just wants ur money and time on it.
League of Legends is a shit game.
by League is a shit game May 29, 2022
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UEFA Nations League

A competition by U€FA that literally no one asked for, but we have to deal with, that ranks every single member of UEFA into four different leagues, so that the "best play the best" and so that the lower teams won't get battered by better nations, and another way for UEFA to get richer.
Person 1: " Yo, did you watch the UEFA Nations League match between England and Italy?"
Person 2: "Yep, and it was the lamest fucking shit I've ever seen."
by emanimates13 June 26, 2022
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