Kiston

The number #1 gooner. The greatest gooner this world will ever know.

Kiston is such a gooner

by Goonie April 4, 2025

Kyson

A man who most likely is infatuated by children, and also retains the most random and unusual knowledge about certain topics. Yet his info is most often incorrect.

Yeah that guy is such a Kyson

by LeBron lover December 16, 2025

California Kyton

Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.

His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?

by Not Lzm November 22, 2021

The Keystone Jerker

The act of when you’re taking a state standardized test and you spank yo shit mid test

“Bro look, it’s the Keystone Jerker!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025