Kristy

A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old

Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old

by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025

Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?

Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2024

Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.

Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.

by ZadocPaet May 7, 2024

Kristy

A phagocyte who assumes everyone's gender, sexuality and is a big f word

Ur such a Kristy

by 👌shaggy👌 June 12, 2018

Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021

anna-kristi

Means a hard core girl with endless possibilities.

Verb «Anna-Kristiing» is to have a strong need to dance whenever bad music is played in public spaces.

What are you doing?

Im Anna-Kristiing

by Alma Diaz February 22, 2018

kristi

milf

Kristi is a milf

by mppppppppppp444444 September 18, 2022