Kristian

The gayest guy you know.

You're a kristian my guy!

by FunkyChunk13 October 28, 2020

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Kristian

Semi-tall dude that is good in math but bad in sociology.

Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.

by thelionking____ February 10, 2021

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Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals

Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!

by Japan101 March 2, 2021

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Kristian is an amazing guy, He’s really sweet and loving once you get to know him. He’s funny and everything you could ever ask for. He has a big ass heart and is willing to always help you no matter what.

wow i wish i had a kristian

by kronywony July 13, 2022

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Kristian was once a poor little boy.Now he is a handsome fuckboy.Everybody is jealous of Kristian and wants to look just like him cause he gets all bitches.

Person 1:Look there is Kristian.
Person 2:Yeah…U want to fuck him so badly.
Person 1:Same!

by Nuggetboi126 July 24, 2022

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