office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.

Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?

by mattthewlondon August 8, 2017

flying kites

another way of saying tripping on acid.

Hippy 1: "I like flying kites."
Hippy 2: "Me too."

by davins February 23, 2009

flying the kite

flahy-ing thuh kahyt-verb-when, in the act of anal intercourse due to a cycle of menstruation- the male lies on his back and female in the cow girl position, tugging on the dangling tampon string as though the wind were pulling the female away from the male.

flew the kite, will fly the kite, etc.

This chick is on the rag, so I'll be flying the kite tonight.

by dfc739 September 19, 2009

Flying a Kite

To allow one's thong to rise up to the lower back. Also Kite Flying. Usually associated with females.

Attención, brother– there is some high-tension kite flying over on the stools. Hope she's got a tight grip.

by M. Kenny May 9, 2005

Everything and a kite.

It means to encompas everything. Because we are never satisfied with what we get, so why not throw a kite in there?

This was from Ray Romano's book titled, "Everything and a Kite" (1998). He was describing what one of his twins said when Ray asked him what he wanted for his birthday.

I was going to the store to buy his birthday present, and asked him what he wanted.
He looked up from his cereal and said:

"Everything and a kite." (Romano129)

by Monster Hal August 7, 2011

Fly a kite

To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.

Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.

by LUVSIK June 3, 2010