A bed that is stimulatiously used to sleep and also eat in. With half the the bed for sleeping and the other half filled with food stuffs.
"Honey, I was wondering if it was okay if we stayed in tonight, and watched Smallville in my bed kitchen".
by Violetrose1984 July 23, 2010
When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.
Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016
by AETC October 01, 2013
Someone who enjoys being a thot in the kitchen,twerking on potatoes,twerking on carrots, just loves ruining the kitchen with their thottiness.
by SCAR!! February 11, 2019
The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.
As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.
by Lavender E January 03, 2011
by BPB 562 January 17, 2009
by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011