Kingston maurward

Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.

Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

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KingSton

Kingston is a amazing person! He will always be there for you no matter what. He very loveable and easy to be around.

Human 1: Im feeling down..

Human 2: I was to be for I met Kingston

by AnenomesWingS January 23, 2021

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Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.

Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni

by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024

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Kingston

if your name is kingston, you drag nuts and you havin, you don’t gaf ab nun and especially about a hoe, you a chill ass yn and will never crash out

you seen the boy over there?

who kingston?

by 1lulfraud November 19, 2023

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Kingston-chan

He is a cracked out nigga with a sexy brother and good taste in food (dogs)

That kingston-chan is one crazy nigga

by ISSAC-CHAN September 2, 2023

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Kingston

A smart Asian kid that has a small penis. He is mostly unfunny, but is funny at the same time. You will get along with him after a year. Mostly he is horny and sometimes gay.
Girl: Your cute
Kingston: Suck my cock

Kingston

by bob boss August 16, 2020

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