by GigaMan77 August 14, 2024
journi and Kingston is a one of a kind couple . They joke a lot , play fight a lot (but Kingston never fights journi and gets abused ) ,they wil last forever and ever .
have u heard of journi and Kingston ??
by Dontaskk November 21, 2023
by Domdom89 April 02, 2024
Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.
Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.
by MarvelPugs February 08, 2025
by ISSAC-CHAN September 03, 2023
The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
by Big biscuit October 09, 2023