Keefe

My sexy boyfriend from Keeper of the Lost Cities.

me: Keefe is SO hot
jenny: he is not real tho
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU UGLY PUSSY!!
jenny: *crying* okay sheesh.....

by OMGYEAH#559 February 29, 2024

keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.

Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.

by balzinjawz November 23, 2021

Keef Bomb

A pinch of Keef hidden in a marijuana joint that will get inhaled by an unknown smoker. When rolling a joint the roller will add a layer of keef at a random part of the joint. When a person hits the keef while smoking a joint they got the keef bomb.

SR: Man what lit up your face like that?

CC: Cough, cough, I just hit the Keef Bomb!

by Kunthuffer August 15, 2025

Keef Ball

A "Keef Ball" is keef wrapped around a rolling paper in a ball that you smoke. You can put this in your bowl to smoke out of a bong or pipe or you can put it in the middle of your joint to smoke.

Aye did you roll up that keef ball yet? Cause i'm trying to get high as a muther fucker right now!

by sshort November 12, 2018

Keef

Keef - the ultimate downway, the most down direction.

They went farther then the most *keef* of places, including Antarctica.

by Freaky 😏 February 16, 2021

The Keef Queef

n: When you do a bong or weed vape hit through your anus, then releasing the combination of gases into the air in a hotboxed room.

"Damn babe did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? Now shit smells like skunk ass"

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by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025

keefe

a handsome boy. he is loveable and super funny. he is ver y loyal and is always there for you. even though it seems like he has the best life, he has troubles of his own. he won’t let his troubles stop him from helping someone else though. if you have a keefe in your life, keep him close and keep him forever. he needs you and you need him

bro he was so cool
he was probably a keefe

by teamfosterkeefe June 20, 2022