Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 06, 2019

Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

Donner Kebab

A tasty bread roll stuffed with spit-roasted meat, mainly consumed as a survival food during covered wagon times.

Grandma's in heaven now, billy... but before she left, she made an excellent donner kebab...

by radiance32 June 16, 2020

Boner Kebab

A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men

GARDHAN!, Would you like to eat my Boner Kebab?

by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020

kebab fest

A party with plentiful females. (opposite of sausage fest)

Awesome, this party is a kebab fest.

by Pete N February 05, 2008

sex kebab

To have a Sex Kebab is for a mans anus or womans vagina to be torn during sex by a mans penis. it is called a sex kebab because the ass or vagina is torn like a pitta bread and filled with meat (penis) and special sauce (seaman).

Hey guys last night i had a sex kebab ..... it hurt

by a__f November 16, 2007

Muscle Kebab

Similar to Knuckle Sandwich, a light hearted reference to the threat of using brawn/brute force to harm someone in response to, for example, a condecending remark.

"I'll give you a Muscle Kebab if you're not careful!"

by Krystoph-johansson August 11, 2007