kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.

"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"

by jam1kenobi December 24, 2008

kebab svarvare

it is a man who makes kebab other known as " kebab tekniker "

robert: wow look at that guy
mohammed: yeah he is a kebab svarvare

by lgf räägers September 21, 2018

Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 5, 2019

Shishy Kebab

Only the coolest, most awesome youtube channel in the world ever!!!

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Watching YouTube.
Dude 1: Epic, who?
Dude 2: Shishy Kebab!!!
Dude 1: Awesome, I love that guy, I'm going to watch some too!

by YouTube Review November 2, 2020

kebab fest

A party with plentiful females. (opposite of sausage fest)

Awesome, this party is a kebab fest.

by Pete N February 5, 2008

sex kebab

To have a Sex Kebab is for a mans anus or womans vagina to be torn during sex by a mans penis. it is called a sex kebab because the ass or vagina is torn like a pitta bread and filled with meat (penis) and special sauce (seaman).

Hey guys last night i had a sex kebab ..... it hurt

by a__f December 15, 2007

Muscle Kebab

Similar to Knuckle Sandwich, a light hearted reference to the threat of using brawn/brute force to harm someone in response to, for example, a condecending remark.

"I'll give you a Muscle Kebab if you're not careful!"

by Krystoph-johansson August 15, 2007