When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 footjump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.
When you have a bowl for a bong and you roll a joint. Put the joint in first then add weed around it so you have a full bowl. Light the joint and smoke it till it reaches the bowl and keep going till it’s done.
Cold approaching random women on the street going about their daily lives. Most of the time, this leads to sure rejection because you're asking them to interrupt their plans for a random stranger, but occasionally one sticks.
Chadrick: "She's pretty hot, is she from one of them sets you opened last night?"
Chadward: "Nah, bro. I picked her up running kamikaze daygame in Soho. Pretty brutal, but it was worth it."