Jupit

The setup to a very bad joke

Jupit her? I barely know her!

by agentsprocket October 3, 2025

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

jupitered

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt

"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"

by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

Jupiter

Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous

Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?

by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021

Jupiter

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever see

Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter

by Ktg27 November 7, 2022

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstromism, HEllstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And <<<&>>> Jupiter Morningstar <<<&>>>, I

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstromism, HEllstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And <<<&>>> Jupiter Morningstar <<<&>>>, I

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstromism, HEllstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And <<<&>>> Jupiter Morningstar <<<&>>>, I

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

jupiter

they love ed sheeran and k-pop !!
also likes music and has tons of good recommendations

“wow jupiter . really loves ed sheeran 🤤🤤🤤”
“as much as they love me ❓😾”
“more 🤗🤤‼️‼️”

jupiter i can’t believe how long this took to fix the “” marks now i have a cramp

by forgotten skeleton July 18, 2021