johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .
"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"
"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"
- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2
"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"
- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2
by alansfr April 06, 2008
A scouse lad, preferably from bootle who thinks he’s a gansta, smokes polly an calls his mums fella a fat victim.
by RUAM96 December 19, 2019
An amazing guy who does these really funny youtube videos my favorite is after ever after he is an amazing singer and a comedian and he's really creative
by Katia M III October 24, 2013
One of the most influential people in the entertainment industry today. Consults, writes for Major as well as independent artists, actors. Very private person, that keeps a very low profile. He has written for TV shows, acted as a child actor in Film. Jon has also been in the rap industry for years helping out independent artists, he is known as the Guru. He has created inventions that help everyday use. It seems there nothing this man can't do a "Jack of all Trades" but a "Master of All".
Alt Bio
Songwriter, rapper that has helped out alot of independent rap artists. aka Jon Luvelli. A rapper himself that refuses to release tracks to any major label, but is said to have hundreds of tracks. Known in for the tracks "Sorry Homie aka Sorry I fucked your bitch", "Pimpin Ain't Easy", "Take Dat", and song forced on him by record label politics "Mamacita", and a few more, which he refused to support and only did one take on the song.
Also ran an adult magazine called "Swingers". Claims Cali, Arizona and Missouri as his homes.
Alt Bio
Songwriter, rapper that has helped out alot of independent rap artists. aka Jon Luvelli. A rapper himself that refuses to release tracks to any major label, but is said to have hundreds of tracks. Known in for the tracks "Sorry Homie aka Sorry I fucked your bitch", "Pimpin Ain't Easy", "Take Dat", and song forced on him by record label politics "Mamacita", and a few more, which he refused to support and only did one take on the song.
Also ran an adult magazine called "Swingers". Claims Cali, Arizona and Missouri as his homes.
"always though she was lookin at me with some x-ray wishes just ta peep da LD, didn't wanna show er U.S. GRADE A Beef, otherwise she'd be all ova me... excert from the song "SORRY HOMIE" LUVELLI a.k.a Jon Luvelli 2001
by JerodtheThespian July 30, 2006
A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh
Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?
Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing
Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog
Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?
Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt
Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean
Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf
Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr
Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!
Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!
GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!
Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing
Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog
Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?
Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt
Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean
Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf
Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr
Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!
Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!
GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!
by AnonymoustylerB December 30, 2019
x The Phonetics of Lil' Jon
Yeahhh (Ye-ayah)
Whaaat (Hu-at-uh)
Okaayy (Oh-khaye)
X Etymology of Lil' Jon
A Chalet
Shiny Teeth
Club Energy
Yeahhh (Ye-ayah)
Whaaat (Hu-at-uh)
Okaayy (Oh-khaye)
X Etymology of Lil' Jon
A Chalet
Shiny Teeth
Club Energy
Madam, will this be reflected upon my frequent flyer miles?
Well sir, did you book your flight online?
Yeaaahhh!!!
Well sir, did you book your flight online?
Yeaaahhh!!!
by Ganguly July 08, 2004